everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
Me and Jenna and me and Matt <3
oh, what nice pictures of-
wait
oMG
wAIT
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
Actual Advice Mallard
swaggity swag whats in the bag
*discovers the lightning bolt*
motherfuck
Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness
OooOOOOoooohhhhhhMMMMYYyyyyGGGGOOOoooddddddd!
MOTHER FUCKING SCREAMING
Sbsjwvshqhavsuzvsjsh
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOGVery nice
Thanks
Death once again speaks the truth
*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
awwwww
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, indicating that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
#Achilles I’m here to speak to you about the Avengers Iniative
Fact.
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells